"GURLZ YOU R TURNING ME OFF"

U gurlz have almost forgotten me...almost abandoned me..
how can you do this to me. i have been like the most loveable(i gues) bitching corner...

So..pour in ur creativity and make me alive again!!

i hope i have made myself very clear

keep posting and keep rocking!!

kahani ek Kamere Ki!!

mein bechara ek andheri almari se jab nikalta hoon toh robinhood mujhe ek no. bana deta hain.kaidi no. jo bhi hon sab mujhe shak ki nigah se dekhte hain. kya pata kab kiske haathon mein rooth jaaon.jitna L...o...V..e.. mujhe seekhate hain mein khud hi apne aap ko bhul jata hoon. Kabhi Kabhi toh Kamera hone par sharm aane lagti hain.koi bachaye ... toh bachcho ke saath saath mein bhi bachcha ban jaaon.

happy new year

HAppy new year to everybody!!

BULL FIGHT

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Kishore and hazarika.... the supposed guides of BMMMC(Brutal Merciless Malevolent Maniacal and Crude)... my vocabulary may fall short to such brutal words, but there is not end to the insult and indignity we are subjected to, since day one. Do i feel bad? i feel sorry for myself!!
I - the most non committed, highly irresponsible and and not to forget the most disinterested student of highly indolent and careless batch here in public, question the reason of my existence on this earth which is full of talented and committed students (our very own first years and second years)!!! oh my god, i ll die of inferiority complex...
Whatever!!!

ye kaun aayaa...

sab chup khade the,
zaroor koi baat thi.
haan, pehli mulakat thi,
pehli mulakat thi...

aaj to trailer dekha hai, poori film (6th sem) to abhi baaki hai.

bogey zindabad!!

latest word on the bogey front, apparently, our darling is rumored 2 be living in with a toyboy!!
but yaar, frankly, itni pativrata lady maine life mein nahi dekhi hai, she cn aactually give the tulsis n parvatis of this world a run fr their money!!
we can actually re-make khoon bhari maang with our dear bogey n it will be a bigger hit than the first one!!
she evn cancelled hamare bechaare juniors ki goa trip cz it ws clashing with karva-chauth!!
though personally, i feel ki uska husband toh usse chhod ke bahut pehle bhaag gaya hoga, othrwise why shud she lust aftr ppl like dhuan and porno??
the poor thing must be in serious denial!!

Jai ho IP productions ki....

Aa gaya productions ka mausam, maano nikal sa gaya ho sabka dam...
final years ka hua haal bura, upar se fachhon ne lagaya apni akal ka har ek sira...
fir kya tha,
creativity ki hui bauchhar nirali, ban gaye fachhe ray or leela bansali...
jalti hui busein, udte hue lihaf, ab to honge PD se shoot,
par ae akal se paidal fachhe, kuch to kar reality se bhi insaaf...
ban gaye bond bachhe, thehra diya unhone to professors ko bhi akal ke kachhe...
uff,
aakhir hui akalmando ki bewakufo se tiff, par fir bhi pee samajhdaron ne hi patience ki sip.
ye to haal sunaya aapko, sirf pre production ka,
soch ki seemayen paar kar chuka hai woh time production ka...
pcr aur studio floor se na ho raha connection..
bhoola director apne commands, is beech camera person ko bhi dikhna ho gaya band...
TD ne switch dabaye keyboard ke maafik,
to jahan sahi shabd ban jaye, samjho wahi hua pack up!!
aisi kamaal prodcution ko dekhne ke liye kaun na hoga betaab, arre inhi ko to milega oscars ka khetab!!!