bogey zindabad!!

latest word on the bogey front, apparently, our darling is rumored 2 be living in with a toyboy!!
but yaar, frankly, itni pativrata lady maine life mein nahi dekhi hai, she cn aactually give the tulsis n parvatis of this world a run fr their money!!
we can actually re-make khoon bhari maang with our dear bogey n it will be a bigger hit than the first one!!
she evn cancelled hamare bechaare juniors ki goa trip cz it ws clashing with karva-chauth!!
though personally, i feel ki uska husband toh usse chhod ke bahut pehle bhaag gaya hoga, othrwise why shud she lust aftr ppl like dhuan and porno??
the poor thing must be in serious denial!!

Jai ho IP productions ki....

Aa gaya productions ka mausam, maano nikal sa gaya ho sabka dam...
final years ka hua haal bura, upar se fachhon ne lagaya apni akal ka har ek sira...
fir kya tha,
creativity ki hui bauchhar nirali, ban gaye fachhe ray or leela bansali...
jalti hui busein, udte hue lihaf, ab to honge PD se shoot,
par ae akal se paidal fachhe, kuch to kar reality se bhi insaaf...
ban gaye bond bachhe, thehra diya unhone to professors ko bhi akal ke kachhe...
uff,
aakhir hui akalmando ki bewakufo se tiff, par fir bhi pee samajhdaron ne hi patience ki sip.
ye to haal sunaya aapko, sirf pre production ka,
soch ki seemayen paar kar chuka hai woh time production ka...
pcr aur studio floor se na ho raha connection..
bhoola director apne commands, is beech camera person ko bhi dikhna ho gaya band...
TD ne switch dabaye keyboard ke maafik,
to jahan sahi shabd ban jaye, samjho wahi hua pack up!!
aisi kamaal prodcution ko dekhne ke liye kaun na hoga betaab, arre inhi ko to milega oscars ka khetab!!!

Too my dear class...

You want a close up just because I want a mid shot
You want a mid shot just because I want a close up
Next, you want an OTS
Now that the name sounds so fuckin’ sexy.

I wouldn’t die for three inches of neck
I’m cool with your close up
Now that you’ve won your self declared battle
You can go for an extreme close up.

Her eyes look so perfect in my frame
You say my focus is incorrect
Too bad you have a fetish for noses
Or your eyes fell off with all your screaming.

I listen coz you know of topic A
But with topic B, don’t mess with me
You don’t know the accolades I got
You sure know it sounds like ‘bee.’

You’ll kill me coz my aperture ring
Is two stops more open than your brain
I’m bending over, kick my ass
All want all else as ass crew.

Your ideas suck, darling
Her ideas suck as well
My ideas suck, I admit
I guess ideas were born to suck.

Teamwork is to enjoy, to learn
Not a vent for sexual frustration
Relax, breathe, sing, work, booze
There is life beyond mass communication.


With love...

First year aur second year mein aise kaam karwaya ki life ke liye kaam bhool jaayen.
Third year mein aise kaam karwaaya ki life mein kaam ke liye zinda hi na bachein.